Archive for the 'Life in General' Category

Mele Kalikimaka is the thing to send…

« 7 November 2007 | 13:05 | Life in General | No Comments »

My lovely bride-to-be has just posted her hand crafted stationary and holiday cards up on her Etsy store.  If you’re looking for something unique to send out this holiday, please check these out.
www.antonogurl.etsy.com



there is justice (on some level)

« 8 June 2007 | 11:54 | Life in General | No Comments »

According to this CNN article, Paris Hilton was ordered back to jail today.  The Sheriff’s office has cried that this is an outrage, and that an example is being made of this celebrity.  I have to imagine that any regular joe on the street would get the same sentence if they were caught driving with […]



new old adventures in bathtub hootch

« 5 February 2007 | 22:41 | Life in General | 1 Comment »

When a friend asked a group of us what the theme for a weekly potluck should be, I suggested White Russians and a Burger Buffet. White Russians because; A. They taste great, B. The Dude abides. I suggested Burgers, because… Well? What the fuck do you eat with White Russians? […]



bushlit

« 29 November 2006 | 17:00 | Life in General | No Comments »

This was actually meant to be a response to a stupid comment on some news site. However it grew far too long and too angry… So I publish it… as-is… here.
Say what you want about Clinton. He was far from perfect. However, he did produce positive results in this country. […]



Man immolates self in Chicago as war protest… Media doesn’t care.

« 29 November 2006 | 16:59 | Life in General | No Comments »

All the way from truthout.org comes the story of a artist/musician/activist who hoped to make the ultimate statement and sacrifice in order to wake this country up.  It’s almost certain that he didn’t count on the media not caring…
“Chicago - Malachi Ritscher envisioned his death as one full of purpose. He carefully planned the details, […]



thirty two inevitable truths

« 25 October 2006 | 11:26 | Life in General | 2 Comments »

Moles are always smaller than you imagine.
At the end of every party there is always a fat girl crying.
One of the most awkward things that can happen in a bar is when your pint-to-toilet cycle gets syncronized with a complete stranger.
Everyone who grew up in the 80’s has entered the digits 55378008 into a calculator.
Reading […]



If it isn’t broke, do not fix it.

« 21 September 2006 | 11:16 | Life in General | 1 Comment »

Today I present a new cliche.
“If it isn’t broke, poke at it with a tree branch until it is broke, try to fix it and then just give up.”



shitty

« 20 September 2006 | 13:42 | Life in General | 2 Comments »

Haste makes waste, however so does patience, a good book and a cold chair.
Perhaps this is shitty defined. I stepped into the bathroom to make waste. As I prepared to sit down in the first stall, I immediately noticed that there was no TP left. As I moved […]



R.I.P. Bigfoot Wolansky

« 10 July 2006 | 16:11 | Life in General | No Comments »

Those of you who have been to my home on more than one occassion have most likely met my landlords old cat, Bigfoot. Always a gentleman, and always loveable, Bigfoot had as much character as you could possibly want from a feline companion.
Bigfoot was not the most handsome cat. He had a strangely human face, […]



eating flowers and shooting fire…

« 23 June 2006 | 18:14 | Life in General | No Comments »

What’s more fun that a zombie slashing videogame done in classic Nintendo style? A zombie slashing videogame that is actually a movie that you can sit back and zone out on!
I was very entertained by this here video….

Pirate Baby’s Cabana Battle Street Fight
Thank you to MorDecai for the link.